Cool Gifts for the COG on Your List #1
Contributed by: TJ Wisner
Next to a Lifetime Membership to CoolOldGuys.org, some of the coolest things for the Cool Old Guy (COG) on your list are listed herein. Please keep in mind, we only think they are cool. In no way are we recommending this stuff, because we just asked readers and the Internet to tell us what is cool. Now I’m just reporting some of the things that kinda sound cool to me. If you have any of these items or think they sound cool…make a comment to help other COGs.
So, as they says on Dancing With the Stars, “In no particular order”…
Too Cool Boom Box
Here’s a high performance, throw-back music system. The i931 iPod “Ghetto Blaster” has an AM/FM tuner and check this out. It has a 3.5 mm stereo auxiliary input, USB input and SD card reader for direct playback of your MP3’s.
I’m not saying this is a must have gift, but it’s pretty cool and under $150 when you buy it on Amazon.com by clicking here Lasonic i931 Ghetto Blaster with iPod Dock
So HOT its Cool
Taking a slightly hotter tone to the coolest gift is this offer from GhostPepper.com. Said to be the world’s hottest hot pepper sauce, this baby is made with the Bhut Jolokia pepper which is claimed to be 200 times hotter than a Jalapeno. This stuff is likely to work that Cool Old Guy on your list into a sweat for a cool $10.95.
Cool Finger Tips
These gloves are just the right thing for the Cool Old Guy who wants to keep his hands warm and dry while using mobile phones, portable games systems, music players and other electronic devices. Their missing thumb and index fingertips allow you to touch, tap, stroke, slide and pinch these devices’ displays in any way you desire – a facet of their design that is particularly important when interacting with touch-screen devices like the iPhone and iPod Touch, since their capacitive touch-screen technology means that they only respond to your bare naked fingertips. Check out the Etre Touchy gloves, they look cool enough to be warm on a cold day.
The Cat’s will Love this mouse
What COG wouldn’t love a motormouse? What is a motormouse? Probably the coolest mouse you’ll ever see and it won the “Top Gear Award”…whatever that means. Check it out at Motormouse.us.com it’s very cool and it’s only $46.95.
Get out the old 33 1/3’s
How many boxes of vinyl records does your Cool Old Guy have stashed away in the basement or attic? Well, check out this cool turntable that will allow him to transfer his cassettes and records to a digital format. This newly released CR2413A Memory Master ll turntable is very cool and sleek. It is only available at Crosley’s and seems reasonably priced at $399.95. Just think, if you are snowbound this winter, you can dig up the old LP’s and rip some CD’s.
This Sucks
Even COGs need to clean up sometimes. So why shouldn’t he look cool while he’s doing it
. Check out this laser gun looking DC31 from Dyson. Stop giving him gifts that…well suck. Give him this gift that REALLY sucks and, according to Dyson, doesn’t lose suction. He will feel like he cleaned up on this little gem that is available from Dyson for $219.99.
“Micro Biography”
For the Cool Old Guy that Twitters, he needs to follow us @IMACOG and check this out. Ken Hudak, the proprietor of 140bio.com tells me he offers what he calls a “microbiography” service that allows Twitter users to have their Twitter stream published as a publisher-grade paperback book. The paperbacks consist of the user’s most recent 3200 tweets. Although I don’t have 3200 Tweets, and most of them aren’t worth re-printing, I can see where this could be a very cool idea. These microbiographies only cost $18.99 and can be ordered directly from 140bio.com.
Toothbrush Sanitizer
Finally, COGs that travel, or may be a bit anal, here is a cool toothbrush sanitizer. From the folks at Violight comes the VIO200 which uses a unique germ-eliminating UV technology in a sleek, go-anywhere package. This is perfect for the Cool Old Guy for the office, gym, and hotel or even at home. You can order this cool idea for the same price as a membership to CoolOldGuys.org…$29.99 or maybe even less from Amazon.com as easy as clicking here Violight VIO200 Travel Toothbrush Sanitizer
Again, we’ve been told these things are all that they say they are. Like all of the articles here on CoolOldGuys.org this is meant to have fun and not endorsed or even recommended for that matter. They just seem cool to me and I’ll bet they will be cool for the COG on your list!




