Say It With Pride: “I’M A COG”
T-Shirt and Certificate
Tell the world you are indeed a Cool Old Guy with this COOL, high-stitch-density fabric, 6.1 ounce, 100% ring-spun cotton, blah, blah, blah…T-Shirt. This shirt is suitable to wear everywhere except maybe to a wedding. (But if you do, send us a picture of you with the bride and groom and we will post it) AND, you will receive your IMACOG Certificate that makes it all legal!
On Top of Being COOL:
Temporarily SOLD OUT!!!
Look, if you wear a hat…this one is too cool to not have in your collection. It is a medium profile, six panel structured cap made of rich Polynosic fabric with a cloth strap and antique silver sliding buckle. One Size Fits all, except the Cool Old Guy with a big head…like my brother.
If you really aren’t into hats, this one will do a very nice job of keeping your head warm and it will cover your ever-thinning patches of hair quite nicely.
A Warm Reminder:
Temporarily SOLD OUT!!!
If you are a right-handed coffee or tea drinker, this ceramic, 11 ounce, ultra deep etched mug will be a constant reminder that you are a Cool Old Guy. If, on the other hand (no pun intended) you drink left-handed you will constantly remind others that you are a Certified Cool Old Guy.