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Contributed by: A COG on-line

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.  
Woman driving up same road.  
They pass each other.  
Woman yells out window, PIG!  
Man yells out window, Bitch!
Man rounds next curve.  
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

 
Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen

Contributed by: TJ Wisner

According to Esquire Magazine there are 19 words men shouldn’t use any longer. I won’t list them all here because most don’t deserve the acclaim. But I will try to use a few in a sentence or two:

I’m not sure why this mixed bag of willy-nilly folks have gotten their panties in a bunch. It is what it is, that these boobs in slacks, eating their veggies and looking at their belly button decide it’s not cool to use the word Mommy. That’s only eleven of the nineteen, but it’s clear to me that these people just aren’t COOL!

Fact is…it is what it is!