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Contributed by: A COG in Washington
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
sisters lives in Flugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time “working girl”.
All things considered, my problem is this… Continue Reading
Contributed by a Republican COG:
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
sisters lives in Flugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time “working girl”.
All things considered, my problem is this… I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation